Pot Belly in a Crop Top


Fabienne: I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Butch: Uh-huh?
Fabienne: I wish I had a pot.
Butch: You were lookin’ in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
Fabienne: A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
Butch: Well you should be happy, ’cause you do.
Fabienne: Shut up, Fatso! I don’t have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did “Lucky Star,” it’s not the same thing.
Butch: I didn’t realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.
Fabienne: The difference is huge.
Butch: You want me to have a pot?
Fabienne: No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I’d wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
Butch: You think guys would find that attractive?
Fabienne: I don’t give a damn what men find attractive. It’s unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

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Bleeding Heart Baby

Hey, remember when it was only mildly cold on Sunday?

Yeah, neither do I.

Kate Spade bag / Anthropologie top / Forever 21 skirt & thigh highs

COS cropped jacket / Moschino phone case / Converse sneakers

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Madison Square Eats: A Cure for the Case of the Mondays!

Yesterday was beautiful. And no, I didn’t have a case of the Mondays. Quite the opposite, actually. I just wanted to share these gifs.



I woke up feeling the EXACT opposite of this. Probably because New York City was being insanely gorgeous.

& so was my hair.

So as not to waste a good New York (and hair) day, Brian and I took a stroll down to Madison Square Park for some bites and drinks. Let me just say that $16 for a lobster roll is a tad on the pricey side but seriously, I’d get two. Because those things are amazing.

If you haven’t gone, you should. They have food stalls, tables, & you can drink beer and wine! I’d spend every night after work there if I can.

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Pretty In Pink, Holi, & Doughnuts!

So this weekend has been pretty eventful.

Dressed up as Molly Ringwald circa-Pretty in Pink for an awesome 80’s-themed birthday party last Friday night, went to a Holi celebration in Brooklyn on Saturday, and got to try the doughnuts at Dough Loco on Sunday. You know Summer is on the horizon when people in your life start coming out of their caves & waking up from hibernation.

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New Sunnies, Churros, & a failed trip to Dough Loco.

This weekend, as Le Boyfriend & I were driving from Brooklyn, he looks up at me and says in a really somber voice, “You know what? …I could really go for some donuts.”

Of course, I’ve been saving a cheat day to finally pay Dough Loco a visit – this donut shop in East Harlem which serves up Miso Glazed donuts. MISO GLAZED?! Miso intrigued.

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