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Sparkles & Leather

I’ve been crimping my hair like it’s 2008. And teasing them post-crimp like it’s 2012.

I’ll be bald and in wigs by 2016.

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The Heartbreak Kid

Found these Shawn Michaels sunglasses & I have to say they were worth the 15 minutes I spent inside a Rainbow store.

Also I finally retired my old motorcycle jacket and replaced it with this one from Rebecca Minkoff. It’s soft & buttery & amazingly cozy.

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Shocking Schiaparelli Pink!

Break up the monotony of winter black with a pop of color.

Also, it’s totally okay to make a necklace out of Perler Beads, right?

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Pot Belly in a Crop Top

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Fabienne: I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Butch: Uh-huh?
Fabienne: I wish I had a pot.
Butch: You were lookin’ in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
Fabienne: A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
Butch: Well you should be happy, ’cause you do.
Fabienne: Shut up, Fatso! I don’t have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did “Lucky Star,” it’s not the same thing.
Butch: I didn’t realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.
Fabienne: The difference is huge.
Butch: You want me to have a pot?
Fabienne: No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I’d wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
Butch: You think guys would find that attractive?
Fabienne: I don’t give a damn what men find attractive. It’s unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

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Anything But Basic.

Decided to wear this super cozy sweater yesterday. It’s pink, it’s textured, it has black bows. Short of having my name stamped on the back, this was made for me.

Layered it with a textured jacket & a fuzzy scarf I got from a sample sale a couple of days ago. If Marie Antoinette and the cookie monster had a spawn, I would be that fuzzy, pastel baby.

Anything But Basic pink sweater / Kate Spade bag & necklace / Asos lace up flats / Rings: Thrifted, Noir, & Swarovski

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